I Was Simply Put On This Earth To Eat Snacks And Complain Oversized Tee

• A relaxed, round-neck tee crafted from 100% buttery-soft combed cotton.
• Combed cotton means fewer pills and a smoother feel, wash after wash.
• Made to feel like your favourite worn-in tee from day one.
• Designed for easy, effortless days — oversized, soft, breathable, and built to last.
• Our supplier partners with a small number of ethical factories committed to safe, healthy working conditions and fair, living wages. Each factory undergoes continuous auditing and third-party certification through BSCI, SEDEX, and OEKO-TEX.

Sizing:
These tees are an oversized, unisex fit.

Women: For a relaxed, oversized look, stick with your usual size. Prefer a more fitted style? Go down one size.

Men: Size up if you prefer a roomier, more oversized fit — or stick with your usual size for a standard fit.

AU/NZ/UK Sizing chart (Swipe down for US sizing chart):

US Sizing chart:

Care Instructions:
Turn inside out and cold wash with mild detergent. Dry in the shade.
No bleach, no dryer, and no ironing on the print.

Returns:
We happily accept returns for an exchange or store credit within 14 days of receiving your item. Just email hi@greylines.com.au to arrange.