Journal

Our Favourite Breakfast Spots on The Gold Coast

The Byron Baes cast can say what they want about The Gold Coast… All I know is that this city is seriously in a league of its own when it comes to ...

Secret Ocean Pools Around Australia & Where To Find Them

If you’re like me and catching waves isn’t exactly your thing, you are more likely to opt for a concealed ocean pool when you’re craving a paddle.

Ranking the $20 million dollar homes on Luxe Listings Sydney Season 2

If you haven’t been watching Luxe Listings Sydney Season 2, I won’t sugarcoat it… I honestly feel bad for you. Name something better than following...

Our Categorical Ranking Of The Best Housewives Of All Time

I could have written an introductory paragraph to this thorough piece of investigative journalism (Tracy Grimshaw, watch your back as I'm coming fo...

The Categorical Ranking Of Aussie Christmas Food

I will speak on behalf of every Australian when I say Christmas Food below the equator is without a shadow of a doubt - extremely mediocre. Jesus w...

The Definitive Ranking of Kath & Kim Episodes

On the 16th of May, 2002, my life changed forever - and for the better. This fateful day marks when the foxy ladies of Fountain Gate graced my tele...

Our Favourite One-Liners of Lord Gordon Ramsay

When I look up “savage” in The Oxford Dictionary there are no words, just a photo… A photo of Gordon Ramsay. Over the years the world has come to...

Kath-spiracy: Grey Lines’s Deep Dive Into This Mysterious Case We’re Convinced Involves Kath

Hear me out: I am convinced that Angelia Hilbert is not missing, she just changed her name and moved to Fountain Lakes. Who is Angelia, may you ask...

What Jobs We Think Our State Premiers Would Have If They Weren’t In Politics

Random ramblings is really getting into the thick of it now. Let me set the tone, we live in a parallel universe… Full of sunshine, lollipops and r...

Five Thoughts I Had Rewatching That Australian Episode on The Simpsons

If you reside in Australia and haven’t seen this episode of The Simpsons, congrats, your head officially lives in the sand at Bondi Beach. This epi...